Red vs Blue: PSA State of Origin

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Red vs Blue season 13.5 PSA: State of Origin

Washington: Hi, I'm Agent Washington from the popular web series Red vs Blue

Sarge: and I'm Colonel Sarge from the same show

Washington: You know here at red vs blue we can get pretty competitive

Sarge: What you say, you saying we aren't competitive, I challenge you to a competition competition

Washington: dial it back Sarge

Sarge: Any way what we are here to talk about is a competition that actually can be considered a real life red vs blue, From a land down under, full of Thunder, and the home of marvel superstars Hugh Jackman and Chris Hemsworth, Australia.

(Tucker enters): Also home to Hot Australian ladies, Bow chicka bow wow (Punched by Carolina)…..Owww

Washington: Every year, the State of Queensland and New South Wales battle it out for supremacy in 3 matches of strength, speed and strategy.

Sarge: In other words, 3 games of good ol' football.

Washington: actually it's rugby, Sarge

Sarge: What in da name of Grif's mouldy socks is rugby

Washington: It's basically football, but not exactly football

Grif: well, that makes no sense

Caboose: I understand entirely

Sarge: Anyway, the pathetic blue cockroaches from New South Wales always fells short to the mighty Red cane toads of Queensland.

Washington: Actually It is Maroon, Sarge

Simmons: What then that means I'm in charge

Sarge: Simmons, sorry to burst your bubble but, the day you take over red command is the day Caboose learns how to count to 5

Caboose: 1,…... 2,….. kitty,…. monkey,……. sundae

Washington: It is a time of celebration

(Tucker and Sister partying drunk)

Tucker: whooooo go blues

Sister: your so drunk, that's hot

Donut: who wants Margaritas

Sister: I do, I do

Carolina: I'll have one.

(everyone looks at her)

Carolina: what I can't have fun in these PSAs

Sarge: A time of eating snack foods to your hearts content

(Grif eating nachos, pizza, KFC, even vegemite)

Grif: (eating)…… go maroons…..(eating)

Sarge: and my favourite the over the top riots

Washington: wait what

(Grif tackles Tucker)

Grif: Stay away from my Sister

Donut: Cat fight, meow

Washington: I thought Lopez killed sister

Sarge: Apparently she was in a morphine induced coma for a few years

Washington: Huh, anyway there is no need to get angry about the results, it is still just a game, no need to resort to violence, leave that to the players.

Sarge: yeah, a game where in 2014, you god damn dirty blues killed the maroons 7 YEAR WINNING STREAK (pulls out shotgun and fires misses Wash and hits Grif)

Grif: Owww, same side asshole

Sarge:RIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOT

(Fighting broke out between the red and blues only to stop seconds later by Carolina beating the crap out of them)