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Saturday Night Live: Fairy Tail style part I

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Disclaimer: I do not own either Fairy Tail or Saturday Night Live they both are owned by their original creators I only own the Skits, also this may contain spoilers for the current manga

*Scene starts off in the newly reformed fairy tail guildhall with Natsu and Lucy*

Natsu: Lucy, I want to talk to you about something

Lucy: what is it?

Natsu: I noticed the things you said under you’re breath, about how I abandoned you, I just wanna say that I’m sorry for leaving you, but the reason being I lost my Dad, he died right in front of my eyes, all because I wasn’t strong, I left to get stronger to protect the one thing I can’t live without, you and I didn’t take you with me because I thought you’d have the guild, but that is no excuse to leave you alone. What I wanna say is I love…

*explosion standing on the rubble is Kenan Thompson, Aidy Bryant and Cecily Strong*

Gajeel: OH COME ON WE JUST FIXED THAT

Gray: I know, I got a buttload of splinters making the door

Juvia: Who are these guys?

Aidy: We are *gets struck with Fire Dragon’s Iron Fist by Natsu*

Kenan: DAMN

*Erza Summons her Wingblade Armour everyone battle ready*

Erza: Who dares attack our Guild

Cecily: Wait, wait we got a letter for Mr Natsu Dragneel

Natsu: It really better be important, you ruined a very important moment in my life.

*Natsu reads letter*

Lucy: What does it say?

Natsu: It appears that I’ve been chosen to host Saturday Night Live

Gray: seriously they chose this pyromaniac over me

Juvia: Juvia thinks you would have been a great host

Levy: wait if you guy were just delivering a message. Why did you blow up the front door?

Kenan: well since you guys are wizards and Aidy being a grade A dummy decided to try a spell and accidentally blow a hole in your wall

Gajeel: and we’re the ones normally doing the property damage

Lucy: are gonna do it

Natsu: why not It seems fun and we can do it together, I mean we did knock out one of the cast, how about it guys

*Everyone cheers*

Lucy: well I guess you guys got your answer also (grabs Natsu’s face and kisses him) I love you too Natsu Dragneel

Natsu: well there is only one thing to do

Natsu and Lucy: LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT
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Narrator: Live from New York, It’s Saturday Night Live Starring-Vanessa Bayer, Aidy Bryant, Taran Killam, Kate McKinnon, Bobby Moynihan, Jay Pharoah, Cecily Strong, Kenan Thompson, Beck Bennett, Pete Davidson, Leslie Jones, Kyle Mooney, Sasheer Zamata and Our host Natsu Dragneel

(Saturday night live fanfare)
Ladies and Gentlemen- Natsu Dragneel

Natsu: Thank you, Thank you, it is an honor to be here hosting Saturday Night Live, and everyone don’t worry the New York fire department is on Standby outside the building, anyway I am so happy to be hosting, a lot of good thing have been happening in FairyTail, The Guild is back together, we’re getting another movie is coming out next year and me personally killed a god with only two punches, so top that Kratos. Anyway I won’t be the only person doing the skits here with me are some of my Guild mates my little buddy Happy

Happy: Aye sir

Natsu: the subzero stripper Gray Fullbuster and his #1 fan/girlfriend Juvia Lockser

Gray: Hey I still got my shirt on, you dumbass pyro

Juvia: At least he was right about me *glomps Gray*

Natsu: Gonna let that slide, anyway we also have our new guildmaster Erza ‘Titania’ Scarlett

Erza: *Paralysed by fear*

Natsu: Okay we’ll come back to her next is the Iron Lizard Gajeel Redfox and the Smartest wizard and surprisingly metal mouth’s girlfriend in Fairy Tail Levy McGarden

Gajeel: I’d insult you, but I much rather use this time to talk about my new single *Holds up CD with Gajeel with a Guitar on the cover* hitting the shelves and iTunes next Friday.

Levy: ^sweat drop^ really not the time for self endorsement Gajeel

Natsu: and finally the woman I adore, Lucy Heartfilia, seriously anyone touch her and I will unleash fire dragon fury *holds up flaming fist*

Lucy: Love you too, baby and please don’t try to maim anyone

Natsu: anyway we got an awesome show for you tonight, and I’m all fired up.
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(Skit 1)
Announcer: Tonight on Iron Chef, we have a Gajeel Redfox a chef from Fiore that is just starting out will he wow our judges or will he have to hang up his apron

*scene changes to Judges table Levy McGarden, Jacob Avery (Bobby) and Aleisha Vale (Vanessa)*

Bobby: Okay, Gajeel show us what you have

Gajeel: sure thing Jacob *puts down plates full of metal, sauces with a side salad*

Bobby: uh what exactly is this?

Gajeel: well here we have iron pipe la mode, scrap steak and nuts and bolts salad

Bobby: are you telling us to eat a plate of metal? Because I don’t think that is possible.

*Gajeel grabs a piece of pipe la mode and eats, chews then swallows it * what was that about not being possible
*Bobby and Vanessa took a small bite out of the meals*

Vanessa: well there was a unique taste, but I can certainly say that this meal has caused some internal bleeding and need immediate medical assistance.

Bobby: I took one bite and I lost three teeth *holding teeth in his hand*

Gajeel: *Looking at Levy* what about you shrimp, why didn’t you take a bite.

Levy: besides the fact that this food is completely inedible *gives Gajeel a flirty look and put a finger on his chest* I much rather have you and me have dinner at the Italian restaurant across the street*

Gajeel: * gives Levy a flirty look as well* It’s a date
*both walk offstage*

Bobby: so do we still have to eat this?
This is a project I wanted to do for a while, anime/saturday night live because I just like the skits from SNL and I love anime so why not start with my favourite anime Fairy Tail.
I broke it up into parts because nobody likes endless scrolling am I right?
I also would like give a shout out to 
:iconcandy1248:
 for giving me inspiration to do this little passion project, anyway I will post the other parts once they are complete, I hope anyone who reads this will have a laugh?any way feel free to leave a comment or any suggestions for who should host next
 Blazing Saint signing out, peace
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Could u do one for Pokémon if you have time?